Make Babies. Or Cry Like Babies (In Hell).

Josh Tenes
3 min readApr 19, 2020

The World Health Organisation (WHO) and other evil, misguided groups advocate birth control and family planning.

This is heart breaking. As Mormons with a direct line to heaven we obviously know this is terrible advice.

Our divinely inspired Prophets have been telling us for decades.

Take President Benson:

“ many of the people who desire to frustrate God’s purposes of giving mortal tabernacles to His spirit children through worldwide birth control are the very same people who support the kinds of government that perpetuate famine.”

My thoughts exactly Ezra! The relation between wearing condoms, rings or taking ‘the pill’ and voting for evil governments is well founded and totally accurate.

Or this other wonderful quote from Ezra.

“There are couples in the Church who think they are getting along just fine with their limited families but who will someday suffer the pains of remorse when they meet the spirits that might have been part of their posterity.”

Thank you President Benson. I agree! To those with just one child, or two, what are you thinking!? Your unborn spirit children are pissed. Prepare for PAIN. How dare you stop?

And no… 3 is not enough either. FFS (Flip not the other F word).

Then there was President Kimball:

“It is an act of extreme selfishness for a married couple to refuse to have children when they are able to do so.”

Spencer Kimball made it very clear. If you can have sex, and create children get to it! Don’t wait to be mentally, physically or financially prepared. And don’t limit the amount to how many you can realistically care for with your limited finances or mental capacity.

It’s more important these spirits make it to earth than whether they have an utterly miserable life or go hungry. And certainly more important than your own health.

Heber J Grant took time to share his sensitive loving views too.

“Another of the great evils of the age is race suicide.”

Guys I think he makes it pretty clear. Have unprotected sex (a lot of it) or commit race suicide? I know what I’m going for.

Can there be a more evil practise in today’s wicked world?

This pernicious, selfish, devilish act.

I hope you all think about this more carefully in the coming days weeks and months.

And dismiss the stupid reasoning from governing bodies like the World Health Organisation (WHO).

The organisation that claims to have hard, irrefutable scientific data and evidence that birth control leads to less unwanted pregnancies, fewer abortions, fewer divorces, greater mental well-being, fewer transmissions of deadly sexual diseases including HIV & AIDs. Greater maternal health and child survival, environmental safeguarding. Greater investment of love and resource for each child within a family and the ability for women to find fulfilment and success in careers and lifelong ambitions. And for families to plan according to health, income, and responsibilities.

An organisation working tirelessly to provide contraception to less privileged parts of the world to aid in all of the above. And who work to educate people young and old about birth control in an effort to help them lead happier, healthier safer lives.

Pathetic right?

For those who’ve made it this far let me ask you one simple question.

The Mormon church.

Or The World Health Organisation (WHO).

Which organisation sounds like the more loving, caring and divine institution?

And which one sounds totally messed up, confused and out of touch?

I know who’s side I’m on!

Thank god for Prophets with their foresight, insight and uplifting words of comfort and joy.

Good riddance condoms, rings, pills, and weird permanent operations.

Right, where’s my wife at?